Grampa

Michael Yon Ever think about what your grandfather taught? He never said take the easy road. He said take the right road, and started walking.

Then Grandpa downed a glass of rye, and made libelous remarks and patently false accusations about people who he felt had wronged him in some way.  Then he shat himself and painted the walls with his poop.

Grandpa never was very good with directions.  refused to make a left turn, or turn off his blinker.  Grampa mad a LOT of U turns, too.